The world's been deviasted by alien invasion. Most of mankind have been killed off. There are small resistance groups spread throughout the world. I am leader of a small but descent resistance group. Of course the group is unusual. Pretty much all we do all day is sit around in this underground bunker have orgies and watch porn all day. I dont partake in the orgies myself. I am spoken for, an old high school crush.
Anyways we are all hanging out in our bunker when we get a report of aliens nearby. I decide we should make a move and take them out. Any time we fight against the aliens there is a risk of death. So I gather up a small strike force to try to take out some aliens.
They are patrolling the streets. We hide in between this building. One of our guys goes a little bit too far and he makes a noise. He gets spotted and is killed on the spot. I give the signal to take them out. So we start firing back. We manage to take out the group but a few of us are taken out in the process.
Little did we know that this was a trap. While we fighting off these aliens some other aliens learned of our bunker and went in there. They didn't do any harm to anyone but they succeeded in their mission to kidnap my girlfriend and take her to the mother ship. We decide to attempt a mission to the mother ship to rescue her.
However another trap was set. The mother alien knew of me and knew I was pretty powerful. She wanted to make super aliens with me. My group made it to the mother ship. The people who didn't join us stayed behind to watch porn in the bunker. The mother alien knew we were on the ship. They performed some mind control on us. We would walk around saying the words "Captain Crunch". While under mind control a few guys fell down an elevator shaft to their death. Using some power I managed to break free from the mind control and determine who was doing the mind control. I manage to overpower the alien and kill it breaking everyone from the mind control. I make it to the control room and the mother alien has my girlfriend held hostage. I tell her to release my girlfriend but she refuses. Then the mother alien does mind control to me and while I am under mind control the mother alien murders my girlfriend. Her body falls to the floor. The mind control breaks and I scream. I go to her corpse and hold her in my arms. The mother alien tells me that she will spare my life if I allow her to turn me into an alien. Reluctantly I agree. She tries some mind control on me but this time I manage to fight it. She is unaware that I am blocking it so I play alone. Because she is doing mind control it makes her vulnerable. Out of nowhere I manage to grab something and I chop her head off killing her. Now that the mother alien is dead all other aliens decide to retreat and leave the planet.
Afterward I am recognized as a hero to the human race. We now start making plans to rebuild the human race by repopulation which of course means lots of sex. We celebrate in our bunker by watching lots of porn together. I've also moved on from the lost of my girlfriend. Instead of 1 though I now have 3. Life is great now that the aliens are gone.
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